New York Vinnie has slowly come to the realization that “MY BOYS” are about to make another wonderful signing. This has not been confirmed anywhere but in New York Vinnie’s Frickin Gut; however you can take this to the bank sometime soon the New York Knicks will sign Allen Iverson for the rest of the season. Now a couple of seasons ago New York Vinnie would have gone Frickin Ballistic over the thought that one of the Frickin Charter Members of the “NBA Top Ten PUD List” would soon be wearing the uniform of the Knicks. The same uniform that Frazier, and Ewing wore; the thought of that would have made New York Vinnie Frickin ready to explode!
However as it looks closer and closer to it becoming a reality New York Vinnie has accepted it. No, New York Vinnie is not happy about it but it does make Frickin sense in my mind. Who better to lead a team of Frickin PUDS and losers but Allen Frickin Iverson. In this case he truly will be the “Frickin Answer.” It will be just like having Frickin Starbury back only ten Frickin times bigger. The Frickin Circus will be at MSG for the rest of the regular season.
Think about it for a minute; Frickin Iverson will be the perfect Frickin poster boy for the New York Knicks! He represents every thing we should hate about pro sports in the USA in 2009. Iverson is a shadow of what he used to be; got one Frickin offer and then quit the team because he could not be a starter. He will fit in perfectly with the bunch of Frickin PUDS and losers we have on “MY BOYS” team.
Unfortunately that is the way that a lot of pro sports is conducted in the present day. That is the mentality to play for the name on the Frickin back of the jersey not the one on the front. The Knicks finally ended a six game losing streak Wednesday night as they beat Indiana 110-103; however the only reason they won the Frickin game was Indiana played stupid down the stretch. Those are not the kind of Frickin victories that fill you with hope and pride; instead its tainted.
So Come On Iverson and play on the Frickin Biggest Stage In the World New York City. One thing that New York Vinnie is sure “El Douche” Knicks Team Owner James Dolan is Iverson will sell tickets. Because people always love to go to the Frickin Freak Show.
